The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Id like to make one thing very clear: Jennifer isstill the worst.
Surely, like, 5 percent of her monthlythrone budgetcould be reallocated toward hiring a nanny?
Anyway, I will hug my IUD a little closer tonight.
(No, not because a Catholic medium told her to do so.)
Speaking ofRHONJs greatest couple that is not actually a couple, there is trouble in paradise once more.
Frank comes over to Doloress for dinner.
Dolores doesnt buy it.
Did I mention that its fancy?
Because it is apparently important that we understand its fancy.
Shes staring intently at champagne flutes when her guests arrive.
When do I get to feel like the bride?
Margaret, furious, calls Danielle a fucking bridezilla and an asshole, which is putting it mildly.
She gets up to leave, but Danielle follows, enveloping her in a hug and tearfully apologizing.
A minute later, theyve made up, crying and cuddling together on the couch.
