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Cant remember the last time I didnt cry during a movie.
Very cool we did this
Okay so this one is inspired by true-ass events.
There were lighting designers and PAs and extras and what an operation it all mustve been!
Like moving damn pictures????Incredible.
I weep at the existence of cinema!
Why did you first join Twitter?
Like Facebook was very high school for me and Twitter was the college website.
I mostly just used it to say random shit at random times.
These were like tweets for no one too, cause I had maybe 16 followers or something.
More like a weird diary then anything else.
But yes, of course it was too soon and ultimately neither were remotely interested.
Always happy to try and fail tho!
How has the way youve tweeted changed over time?I think Im just a better joke writer.
Its really cool to be a woman online!!!
He probably jacks off to me and that is pretty special.
Uhhhh, call me black bitch Seinfeld I guess!
Haha, did you just realize youre mostly observational?Maybe I did!
I mean I love commenting on life.
But I would say my opinions tend to lean on the weird side?
Like I fully believe Starbucks has some of the best hard-boiled eggs.
I think I am political in my existence.
So sometimes I just wanna be silly like a white boy onWorkaholics.
She is goddess/comedy/fashion incarnate.
