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My two favorite parts of this otherwise mediocre episode come at the very beginning.
If anyone is going to call us tacky its going to be us Americans.
And, girl, are we tacky.
Finally they come upon a lady at the bus stop who says, I know where he is.
Were friends on Facebook.
Hes quite young and prefers Dickies khakis and a dirty button-down to whatever it is that mayors usually wear.
(A tuxedo, a tiny top hot, and a sash?)
We also get to meet Teds girlfriend Andrea, formally called the Mayoress.
She has tattoos, a partially shaved head, and stretchers in her ears.
They look like the kind of people who would have chickens in their backyard.
Well, it turns out all of those things are totally true.
They met in the parking lot of a Phish concert when sharing a bong shaped like R2-D2.
Theyre always stealing each others I Stand with PP tote bags to go to the farmers market.
Their favorite show isBoJack Horseman.
They have at least one friend who is really into doing aerial silks.
There is a bottle of carob-flavored lube somewhere under their bed.
OK, enough picking on Ted and Andrea.
Antoni takes them to a fancy restaurant in Atlanta to show them what fine dining should look like.
The guests are suitably impressed with Teds cooking skills, so that is a bonus.
Tan gets him to gussy up his wardrobe a bit, but not too much.
Its very presidential millennial.
I mean, cant they at least spring for like J.
Crew or Banana Republic or something?
Ted is a sitting public servant.
But what the hell did Bobby do to the closet that used to be in the yoga room?
He says its gone now.
Did he just cover it up?
That is storage genocide and I will not stand for it.
At first I was like, Why should we trust this kid?
but Karamo wrapped a little lesson in there for all of us.
Damn, I hate it when Karamo is right.
But that wasnt the bad part.
This episode really did disappoint me, though.
Ted seemed like he could be any of the Fab Fives crunchy younger brother.
This is the America that is already great.
Now we just need to work on making over the other half.
