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Finally, on this episode, we got both.
Just look at Arian (Ari for short) the subject of this episode.
When you break it down, Ari is a liar.
He even lies about little things.
Like, what is up with Aris gross sunflower-seed habit and his chain-smoking?
Or how about how he blames all of his problems on other people and how theyve done him wrong?
I didnt graduate college because I failed Intro to Psychology and even I figured that one out.
But where does his lack of motivation to do the work for these things come from?
What are we not hearing?
What are the lies covering up?
Can we get aDateline NBCinvestigation into Aris personal life, c’mon?
His home life is pretty gnarly.
What the hell was up with all of those sunflower seeds in the Frisbee?
It looked like so many dead slugs ground up into some sort of paste for a ritual sacrifice.
No, actually it looked like those protein bars made out of bugs that the plebs eat inSnowpiercer.
The Fab Five come in and they are riding this guy hard.
I feel like they all actually hate him and that makes me find this episode totally amazing.
Which other guy have they made work out and clean up his patio?
It was a smart decision, though.
Just look at that room!
There is a white sectional.
The only other place you will find white sectionals are in D.C. gay bars and Chers dressing room.
What about those glowing-cube coffee tables, though?
They are the worst.
Can you imagine trying to watch TV while one of those is blinding you from below?
Think about the awful lighting for on-the-couch selfies.
Low lighting is no ones friend.
Those coffee tables need to be destroyed.
Burn them with fire and send them back from the abyss from which they came.
The real standout at the party, though, was Aris mother.
She waspissed, but she told him that she loved him and hopes that hell make it right.
Maybe I need to examine myself … or have myself examined.
