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It is such a sad room.
What is wrong with the Falcons, dude?
What sort of cheese-head is this guy?
The worst thing about the room, though, is that he has a Stone Temple Pilots poster.
(A Courtney Love poster, yes.)
Joe is almost a decade younger than me, so what the hell is his excuse?
And why does he have all of his CDs in books?
What the hell year is he living in?
Why doesnt he want to throw any of that stuff away?
Joe recently lost over 100 pounds thanks to diet and exercise, so none of his clothes fit anymore.
All of the Fab Five note his mannerisms, which make him look very passive.
Oh, and lets not forget that hes an aspiring stand-up comedian.
Thats not really the look for someone trying towowonstage.
In this episode alone he wears two, a purple floral one and a brown camouflage one.
Is it time that we give this guy his own fashion makeover?
Bobby gets an idea: How about if they redo the basement and put Joe there?
Do not bring this man into the basement!
They go to Ikea to get a bunch of furniture, which, really?
That is what everyone in their 30s does anyway.
This guy doesnt cook at all and his parents have a full kitchen upstairs.
Why does he need a kitchenette?
Just give him some more space for his freaking football-gear collection and books and books of CDs.
So, he gets the standard Tan treatment.
Even in nicer clothes, there is something about Joe that makes him still look schlubby.
Jonathan fixes Joes hair and makes him shave off his beard, which is really a good thing.
Can we c’mon just give one guy on this show a mustache?
According to the American Mustache Institute, a mustache makes every mans face 78 percent more attractive.
It also makes every stand-up comedian at least 46 percent more hilarious and memorable.
This world needs more mustaches, and it is up to the Fab Five to make it happen.
It looks like hes wrapped in three different blankets that no one bothered to finish.
This is actually a very good use of Karamos time and abilities.
Finally, Joe goes to his big comedy gig and … hes a big enough hit!
He thanks the Fab Five for giving him the confidence in his abilities and his looks to really flourish.
The big surprise to everyone, though, is his friend Chloe.
This is a whole new Joe!
