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Usually Im pretty sad when the Fab Five roll into someones house.
I was especially sad when they arrived at Remys house but for a totally different reason.
That is to say, the house was absolutely perfect.
Why they hell didnt Remy take the big room?
Could the design possibly be so bad it kept him in his mothers room?
She has yellow dresser and a yellow bed frame.
There is a giant woodland mural on the wall.
The only thing missing is a fake deer head to hang in the center of it.
I would like nothing more.
I hate to admit it, but Bobby didnt do such a bad job transforming the house.
Now it looks nice and retro without being garish.
So good job, Bobby.
But Bobby was the only one of the Fab Five who was really working this episode.
I have to say, other than the house, Remy didnt have that much to improve.
It makes an absolute mess.
I mean, is regular flossing that hard?
Remy works from home.
Tan gets him into some nice clothes, a little bit more dressed up but nothing major.
Tan loves putting straight guys in a T-shirt with an undone short-sleeved button down over it.
Its not a bad look, but he needs a few more tricks up his rolled-up sleeves.
Tan did find Remys fathers old hat in a closet.
Ladies and gentlemen, Esther is a star.
All of this while sporting the best hair this side of theReal Housewives of Atlanta.
As for Karamo, I dont know.
He, like, took Remy to some kind of whiskey tasting or something.
Um, excuse me?
What woman wants to go out on a date and have brown liquor mansplained to her all night long?
Then Karamo made him a photo book or something with some bedazzled letters on the front.
And I thought Antoni stealing all of Esthers recipes was doing the least.
Nowthatis something that should really be made into a coffee-table book.
