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I did not come here for real actual emotions about dead fathers and coming out.

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This episodes subject is AJ, a gay man who lives in Atlanta and works as a civil engineer.

First of all, AJ is as hot as the Georgia asphalt after a nuclear bomb.

He is sexier than Cristiano Ronaldo offering to do your dishes shirtless.

He is goofier than a game ofPokemon Goat a clown academy.

In short, I love AJ and I want to marry him.

I am going to make AJ mine.

The funny thing about AJ is that he doesnt look all that bad.

Yes, he might dress like an assistant manager at a Best Buy, but he doesnt lookbad.

He looks like he could be an artist living in Brooklyn, or a normcore Instagram model or something.

I am, actually, really into everything he has going on.

Its so wrong that its right.

(Well, I guess that depends on how long your dumps take.)

Yes, even the apartment is clutch, but, oh girl, is it messy.

Now, this is objectively a stupid way to live, but its still kind of cute.

There are a lot worse ways he could have treated his space.

And he has a swing!

No one with a swing in his living room could be that bad.

I firmly believe that the only thing required of gay people is to come out.

I mean, just look atMarlon Brando!

Karamo describes why its even harder to be gay in the black community.

Antoni talks about how he wasnt comfortable being flaming and dialed it back so that he lives more authentically.

Has he ever seen a straight dude with his shirt off at Barrys Bootcamp?

So he can have something nice to look at in the mirror?

Okay, maybe that is the point.

Still, Mary, show them off.

That is exactly what happens when Tan finally dresses him in some clothes that fit.

But truthfully, Tan doesnt put AJ in anything that much different.

Jonathan doesnt do that much to his hair and beard, either.

So far, this is the only time that AJ actually looks worse post-makeover.

That beard gave him a little bit of an edge and made him look unruly in a good way.

I hope that he grows it back.

(Sorry, Jonathan, youre still my favorite.)

Next, Antoni shows AJ how to make arepas because he grew up making Tex-Mex food with his stepmother.

They should be focused on entertaining, not food prep.

As usual, Karamos excursion is the worst part.

I hate the whole thing.

But why is it still making me cry?

Just like Jonathan, I momentarily lost the ability to make words.

Even Antoni was hot and bothered too, having to get up and get a drink.

We are all very thirsty.

We got the final one here.

This recap has been corrected to show that AJ is a civil engineer.

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