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Is this product placement of the most insidious kind?

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The Fab Five really were in the middle of the woods this time around.

Antoni says something to the effect of, Oh, its not that bad.

Ah, the refrain of pretty gay white privilege.

Ill be right back.

The crop top was a bit of a theme for this episode.

After showing William how to do his hair he says, Do you love my top?

He is not wrong that William looks a bit like him with his big beard and large man-fro.

Is it just a coincidence that Bob Rosss old episodes are now on Netflix?

Is this what vertical integration looks like?

Is this whole episode about marketing?

Oh my god, they are totally paying to be a part of this season.

You know, the American straight-dude uniform.

The thing that made Karamo the most upset is that William said that his fashion icon was Frasier Crane.

It works for William.

Jonathan cuts the big beard down to stubble and takes William to the dermatologist.

Molly, you in danger girl.

Then he taught him how to make a dressing in the food processor.

Now we need to talk about Antonis wardrobe choices.

First, we will pause for a moment to jealously ponder the life of his perfectly stretched polo shirts.

This is what Queer Studies professors will one day refer to as peak Antoni.

I dont want to like this.

How can I like this?

Karamo had the biggest job of all this time around.

Its so weird to see him actually doing some work.

These two are so in love and so romantic its almost sickening.

She made a book about their love story.

He shares a note he once left on the pillow next to him.

I mean, if it werent so adorable I would tell them to just get a room already.

I mean, whats the best thing thats ever going to happen to her working at Walmart?

Maybe a flash mob?

Instead she got the proposal of a lifetime, and no one can be mad about that.