Queer Eye
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The original show was fighting for tolerance.
Were fighting for acceptance, one of the Fab Five tells us in the first seconds of this episode.
Thanks for the platitudes, but none of that seems to have any real impact on the show.
to start us off.
So, who are these guys and what makes them qualified to be giving anyone advice?
Meet the new boss, honey.
The same as the old boss.
He is in charge of grooming.
Antoni is the designated hot one and, boy, is he hot.
Hes the sort of nonthreateningly handsome that is every single persons bang out.
If he came up on Rob Gronkowskis Tinder, hed be like, Yeah, Id hit that.
Bobby is blond and does design and has a husband.
Thats all I know about him.
Finally, Karamo dresses well and he does Jai Rodriguezs old job, which is _()_/ .
Tom lives in the basement of a Georgia McMansion.
He has a little backyard, but otherwise lives in one room behind someone elses house.
This is, he says, his absolute favorite activity.
But Tom is a swell guy and a very good sport.
Tom just laughs and agrees to throw it away.
Hes really trying to make himself better for these guys.
I think he just wanted to know if Bobby was a top or a bottom.
Jonathan is clearly the star of the show.
He takes him to get his ZZ Top beard trimmed and give him a new haircut.
Tom keeps calling himself ugly and Jonathan tells him that is the ugliest thing about him.
Damn, how is theGay of Thronesguy making me cry during theQueer Eyereboot?
Im way too cynical and heartless for this!
But Tom really likes it, so thats good.
Oh also, Antoni shows him how to make homemade guacamole.
After cleaning up the mess, they eat the guacamole, which looks good.
The real sleeper story of this whole episode is Tom and his ex-wife, Abby.
But why did they break up in the first place?
Are they finally going to get back together?
