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Is it still an incredibly annoying show in which the eponymous hunky hero is an actual nightmare husband?

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But at least were seeing some forward character-development from everyone else!

Ugh, the mine.

I dont care atallabout the mine.

Okay, I will knock this APPARENTLY IMPORTANT plotline out for you.

IDK, guys, the mine is bad again?

The stuff they need to get out of it isnt coming out.

The leathery old dudes look worried.

There are 160 crimes legally punishable by hanging?

Anyway, Ross comes back and is like, I have an idea to fix the mine!

Dont ever make me pay attention to the mining plot again.

I wish to share a beautiful revelation with you at the current time.

In so many (most?)

Its always been him, she just needed toseeit.

Well, thats me and Dwight Enys, MD.

Hes always been a bit skinny for my taste anyway.

No, its the realization that hes just been wandering around Cornwall CRUSHING IT for YEARS.

Faultlessly loyal and devoted husband?

Passionate about his work, which elevates his community?

Extremely handsome in the face despite being a touch scrawny?

Look, if he were with a woman who couldcook …I digress.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BABY?

Something is terribly wrong with the baby!

You saw the mans face!

He looks like hes seen a ghost.

I cant handle that!

We just got used to losing Julia!

Lets check in with the Whitworths, the worst family in England, shall we?

is a master class in comedy.

The real power is in buying a whole borough.

Yes, George absolutely does look like hes going to jizz himself at the prospect.

Time to discuss what really matters on this show: Demelza.

The greatest flower of womanhood.

I love this lady, and he has done her wrongrepeatedly.

They go to bed, but chastely.

Even I, a woman who should honestly know better, thought so.

I talked to her!

and you’re free to just see Demelza processing this information like …

I am married to the worlds stupidest man.

These two need to stop talking about sorting things out and SORT THINGS OUT, you know?

ANYWAY, he brought her some earrings, at least, so now theyre fucking.

Did I mention Jeffrey Charles is home?

How big hes gotten!

See you next week.