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Last week,Interviewmagazinedropped one of the most surprisingly delightful celebrity chats in recent memory.
WILL FERRELL: I did.
Im going to a group Valentines Day dinner with my wife and four other friends.
PHOENIX: That sounds awful.
Can I ask you a question?
What is Valentines Day?
Then these thespians slowly veer toward the concept of bitchiness.
FERRELL: In your personal life, are you sometimes a little bitch?
PHOENIX: Be more specific.
FERRELL: Can you get a little bitchy if youre in a bad mood?
Phoenix has a sensitive side!
How would he have reacted if you were like, Hey!
Can I ask you about this one camera shot?
PHOENIX: Having been teased most of my childhood about my name
FERRELL: Youre sensitive to that area.
PHOENIX: [laughs] Yeah.
Phoenix also doesnt want to attend any of your damn parties.
FERRELL: [laughs] Well, next year Ill invite you over to watch the Super Bowl.
PHOENIX: You dont have to.
FERRELL: You dont even have to watch it.
PHOENIX: Im trying to do this thing where Im being honest with people I dont want to come.
But Id love to come over to check out your bananas sometime.
They sometimes get angry at each other.
FERRELL: [Ferrell to his wife] Oh, hello.
PHOENIX: This is so fucking unprofessional.
I cant believe youre doing this.
[Phoenix to his dog] Come here.
Honey, come here.
But mostly, theyre just fortunate they had the chance to talk.
FERRELL: Well, I think weve covered all the pertinent topics.
PHOENIX: I think we shouldve ended it in the beginning.
