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But do you know what makes anything a little more fun, or at least mildly tolerable?

Just, you know, be mindful of your liver.
Arie says, verbatim, I love that.Oh god, just lick your drink.
This is going to happen a lot.
A ladytestant feigns excitement while explaining the groups hotel accommodations.Chug for the entire contractually obligated duration.
Hard Rock Hotels arent that special, ladies.
B-roll of Arie contemplatively staring out from a balcony or contemplatively sitting on a couch.Finish your drink.
Arie hugs a ladytestant and it comes off way more paternal than sexy.Drink.
Look up the age differences.
A ladytestantdoesntgreet Arie with a jump-and-straddle technique.Toast and drink to this pleasant surprise.
You get sad thinking about all of the uneaten food during a one-on-one.Keep drinking.
And maybe take a bite of something while youre at it?
For every rose-ceremony dress thats floor-length and covered in sequins.Drink drink drink!