Orange Is the New Black
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Weve spent five episodes on the Litchfield inmates legal issues; were obviously due an update on their vaginas!
A gynecologist is on site but, of course, Pipers not going to see him.
Alex isnt convinced, but apparently she keeps an open mind.
The doctor tells her to be aware of possible signs that shes going through changes, and to exercise.
Having reconnected with earlier with Sophia (yay!
), whos safe but bored in Florida, Mendoza tries joining her in an extremely low-impact Footrobics class.
One sign that Mendoza might be experiencing hormonal fluctuations is that she cant cope with this setback AT ALL.
(Presumably this episode was written and filmedwellbefore the announcement ofBrigitte Nielsens pregnancy at 54.)
asks Blanca in disbelief.
Look at the big brain on Dr. Now shes trying to use her serving for two status to cut lines and stuff.
More to the point, if she goes to trial, she wont win: Youll die in here.
Reluctantly, Red signs.
Taystee does get to go to court.
As her public defender has advised, she pleads guilty to incitement to riot.
Finally, were introduced to present-day Barb, the D-block boss.
(Excellent older/younger casting, I have to say.)
News of the cheese fiasco has made it to the front page of theOITNB-iverses barely disguisedDaily News.
Linda parks it in Figs office and interrupts her online shopping to collaborate on a solution.
DEATH TO C BLOCK!!!
Nobody fucks with Daddy, says … well, Daddy, who else.
And nobody fucks with Daddys girls.
Carol, meanwhile, is also furious withherlieutenant.
I want to end them.
Do you understand me?
Shanks, not pranks, cracks Badison.
Carol, refusing to laugh, dismisses her.
Daya finds Daddy crouched, fully dressed, in the shower, water pouring over her.
Anyonecanfuck with Daddys girls, it seems, if Daddy doesnt have a backup plan.
