Orange Is the New Black
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Make seasons shorter when you run out of things to say!
Why is this so hard?
So heres whats still happening.
C block and D block are still at war.
(Relatedly:The laundry still smells like shit.
She does slip Daya one pill from Barbs personal stash, but that doesnt hold Daya for long.
Daddy threatens to sic her girls on Daya, who responds by kissing Daddy.
Taystee is still a folk hero, and passes some pleasant time reading them with Black Cindy.
… Everythings going our way.
Its not even a real yard, its just a bunch of bricks with big bullies.
Remember how Ruiz was possibly killed in an extreme swirly incident onMischief Night?
(Only 80s kids will remember this.)
You know Courteney Cox was planted, in the audience, right?
Thats a conspiracy theory, Fig snaps.
You werent there, you dont know how real it was.
He picked that tiny-ass pixie-cutted waif, and she had this amazing career because of it.
Hows that going for you?
Slow death by fluorescent lighting, she admits.
Ball-busting in Boston is SAVAGE.
Wouldnt Alex like to be at the top of something big again?
Vauss, says Badison.
Youre a fucking genius.
Badison approaches Luschek after Footrobics class fizzles due to his inability to fix the VCR.
Bitches love em some Snapchat!
What a successful gambit!
Carols going to beg for me to come back.
This is me, collecting on the fucking favor.
The laundry girls come at Badison demanding pills.
Her curly-haired associate then shivs Badison, screaming, Dontfuckingmess with D block!
