Orange Is the New Black
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Fortunately, a CO recognizes Linda from her corporate head shot.
Unfortunately, its not until shes had an extreme makeover.
She negotiates a promotion and a raise to triple her salary.
Only grannies, trannies, and loonies.
Hmmmm, do we know anyone who matches any of those categories …
This forces the crew to stage a heist, coming through with a whole Walgreens aisles worth of toiletries.
Meanwhile, the investigation goes on.
Nicky decides she doesnt actually need their help after all.
After that, though, its hard for Red credibly to claim that she didnt want him dead.
Tall one killed in pool, Piper deciphers.
Does she mean Alex?
She looks across at Red, who gravely nods.
I dont care anymore.
Seasons change, prisons change.
After Nickys interview, Les urges her to name Red.
If Nicky ever wants to get out, this could be her only chance.
But we dont find out what she decides to do.
Their competition turns out to be Carols sister Barbie (sound familiar?
Rather than argue the point, Carol has Frieda chase Barbie out with a shiv.
Shoot it in the heart?
Youre eating venison by dinner.
Present-day Frieda is just as strategic.
She fakes a fall to retrievethe message Black Cindy accidentally kicked into the grateand decodes it.
She stands in her cell with her arms raised above her head.
How could she even have shot anyone what with these shaky hands of hers?
Maybe Frieda could remember more if her living situation were improved, she suggests.
Frieda insists that he was going to kill them all, and that they just immobilized him.
We jump back to the past, as C block faces D block at kickball.
Stay out of trouble up the hill, the warden advises.
You just made a lot of big enemies down here.
