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You could argue that the true subject matter is the countlessanecdotes she has about every A-listershes ever encountered.
Below, six of Haddishs celebrity tales that left us wanting much, much more.
One day, we were walking around the neighborhood, and Anna says, Oh, Roseanne lives there.
Now, I lovedRoseanne, and the next day we walked by, and she was in her yard.
I say, Hiiii, Roseanne.
She looks at me (makes a disgusted face), and ran in the house.
I thought, Maybe she dont want to be bothered today.
So she says, Hi, Roseanne, and Roseanne goes, Hey!
I thought, Maybe she got to know us.
I love your comedy, and she (makes the same disgusted face) and turns her head.
I think, Fuck that bitch.
That was 2000, maybe 2001, so its not new.
Shebeenracist, whyd you all give her a TV show?
Haddish never revealed who would commit such an atrocity, but the internetquickly figured out it was Sanaa Lathan.
They were like, Why would you do this to the family?
But I didnt venture to ruin her career.
I never said her name!
I was just trying to say how Beyonce kept me from goin to jail that night.
I coulda just shut my whole career down.
Leonardo DiCaprio
Its not justBrad Pitt that Haddish wants Leo can get some lovin, too.
Okay, but would it have been to the Cheesecake Factory or … ?
Haddish now says she even tried to invite Taylor as a guest to her high-school reunion.
Apparently, Taylor was all in, but her security guards werent having it.
Instead, he told Vulture that hed rather give publicity to craft services.
But you dont argue with Tracy, you just say, OK, yeah, youre right.
That motherfuckers a hater, Rel told her.
Hes probably just tired of hearing my name.
Im tired of hearing my name.
I could see how that could be irritating, like, Hello, I died, people.
Im back from the dead.
Tiffanys cool, but its me sitting here now.
So, I get it, Im not mad about it, I love me some Tracy.
