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As the women plot their Met Gala heist, they scan the Galas seating chart.
Someone entirely unrelated to their caper catches the eye of Constance (Awkwafina).
I, sitting in the audience, gasped.
Theres only one, someone replies.
Rihanna, in the background, pointedly says nothing.
I, in my seat, started sweating.
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At face value, this seems like a normal, run-of-the-mill joke to make about a celebrity.
Hes turned up at several Met Galaafter-parties, to be sure, but never the actual gala itself.
(This seems intentional, but maybe its not his thing no harm no foul.)
So why include such a random joke?
Then it was reported they werehooking upand had been hooking up for years.
Then, they werespotted kissingin January 2016.
I was born in it, molded by it.When it comes to Rih-Caprio, Illnever let go, Jack.
Leo, if you remember, starred inThe Aviator(which wasapparentlyhis favorite role).
I had a good laugh thinking about how Leo reacted to this photo shoot.
it’s for my girl.
i was in the departed.
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“time to get the oscar polished.
can that be done by the time i get home?
oh sorry ri wrong number!
but … how have u been?
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“hey it’s me!
long time no see :) dinner on me?
like someone with an oscar maybe.
Do I think that Leo is in love with Rihanna?
So why does she keep curving him?
As one source put it, shes the baddest bitch in the party, but shes following him everywhere.
Theres no evidence to prove that source was Leo DiCaprio.
But theres also no evidence proving that source wasnotnot Leo DiCaprio.
The other one of these people is not Rihanna.
(Hes Leonardo DiCaprio)
End of evidence.
(Leo) i love summer too.
I also just love an underdog story, and Leo, in this case, is definitely the underdog.
Does the Pussy Posse group text buzz with notifications when Rihanna is on the cover of another magazine?
Did he,like the rest of America, skip the unfairly malignedValerian?
But, on the other hand, I dont have any evidence disproving these theories.
Instead I have a very dumb, long-running joke that makes me laugh.
Thank you for your time, and continue leaving men on read.
(And Leo, if youre reading this, put on your goodnewsboy capand shoot your shot!)
