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Ill say this for Juliette.
She reliably brings the crazy.
Yall saw that fist, right?
That had to be intentional.
(If you dont know what the Arthur Fist is all about, heres aprimer.)
Juliette (whos suddenly a champion of the oppressed?)
wants to speak to Darius, and she wants to speak to him right now!
He asks her to stay one more night and she reluctantly agrees.
Then they lock her into her room and assign a freakingguardto her door.
Man, they are really trying to make Alannah happen, arent they?
Shes, like, the new star of the show or something.
The Last Highways are attempting band practice, but its not going that well.
Gunnar and Avery are still fighting and Will is stuck in the middle.
(Remember when Will had a heart attack and was addicted to steroids?
Gunnar basically accuses Avery of violating the bro code and Avery says he thought that was a girl thing.
(Dude, what part of bro didnt you understand?)
Thank you, Switzerland.
A few minutes later, he joins her in the car (they came together?)
and says there wont be any band practice today.
I feel like Ive created nothing but trouble, Alannah says, accurately.
Thats crazy, Avery says, inaccurately.
Later, Alannah takes a meeting with Brad and he gives her the hard sell for Shiny New Records.
He can be charming, in a snakelike sort of way, and shes convinced.
Then Jessie goes to visit Alannah at the vintage clothing store she suddenly works at.
And its the scene no one was clamoring for: Jessie and Alannah, together at last!
Shes signing with him.
All of this leads to a very drunk Alannah calling Avery and being dramatic about how she ruins everything.
Avery goes to her apartment and she tries to push him away.
How can you even look at me when I freaked out on you like that?
You had my feelings all over you, like the girl inTheExorcist.
(She really needs to revisit that movie.)
He tries to appeal to her, using a misery loves company angle.
In case you hadnt noticed, Im kind of a mess right now, he says.
Maybe we can be messes together, she says, hugging him.
Our boy can really pick em, huh?
We now know for a fact that Jonah is cheating on Maddie with that starlet, Mia.
He claims he wants to break up with her but cant, because Mia threatened to hurt herself.
But then Jonah lets it slip that hes staying with her until her big movie comes out.
Shell get all this attention, he tells Twig.
Ill tell her then.
(Translation: He wants to be on her arm for the premiere.)
She pulls away, abruptly.
Im in love with Jonah, she says.
Juliette pregnant has to equal Javery end game, right?
Juliette is way better than Alannah.
But first Juliette must escape her Bolivian captors (is a sentence I just wrote).
Some woman named Rosa has been assigned to watch over her.
(So much for providing escapism,Nashville.
Thanks a lot.)
(I was a bit lost on that bit, to be honest.)
This will somehow lead to Juliette escaping.
But heres the thing: she does it way too soon.
Yeesh, youre supposed to give your accomplice a chance to get away first, Bonnie Parker.
Juliette says in Spanish, after she flags him down.And hes on it.
