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A thought I had while watching tonights episode: IsNashvilleeven a soap opera anymore?
All right, lets get to it.
(Dont they have an on-set stylist?
Why do his roots look like that?)
But, no, she was reacting to just seeing him apparently they havent spoken in a while.
(You had to be there.)
Then they bump into Jessie Caine and, again, so true to life.
Im always bumping into randos Im trying to avoid at the farmers market.
Over at Chez Juliette, theres a Chinese food scene that is very triggering for me.
Second of all, why did she and Avery order the same thing?
Have they never heard of family style?
Theres a whole universe of Chinese food beyond noodles, guys live a little!
Thankfully, Avery puts her (and us) out of her misery and hands her a fork.
How is this not the biggest red flag ever for Juliette?
Im pretty sure you gotta be a licensed carpenter to do that.
Juliette hurts her finger and no one helps and theyre all, First-aid kit is over there, bitch.
I expected this place to be a lot more kumbaya and touchy-feely than this.
She decides to stay for dinner.
(Okay, not really.
But … kind of really?)
(Wouldnt hiring a babysitter to come to Averyshousehave been easier?
Then again, no one said these were the two brightest cowboys in the rodeo.)
Theyre just messing with us at this point.
It starts when Deacon sort of asks her out, but he never uses those exact words.
Instead, its a whole lot of I thought we shoulds and okays and maybes.
Somehow, Jessie is able to decipher this caveman speak and agrees to the date.
At first I thought they were introducing some sort of teen-psycho plotline.
bubble over my head every time I watch TV.
So I guess theyre a thing now.
Let it never be said that the characters onNashvillearent getting enough roughage.
His hair looks marginally better?
And hes wearing this very sexy wool sweater/beat-up denim jacket combo.
(Men, never underestimate the appeal of a high-quality wool product paired with denim.)
He tells her that hes playing music with the boys and enjoying himself.
The final scene is Juliette coming home.
Something tells me Avery isnt invited.
