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Thank you all for these questions, which reveal more thought and insight than the series that inspired them!
My 100 percent definitive answers to these subjective, technically unknowable queries are below.
Do you think the finale is problematic?
At its core, it is as toxic as the masculinity it purports to be taking down.
Its such a delicious and soapy idea and I am here for it.
(Speaking of soapy: Could she be Candaces identical twin?
Or a triplet!?
Okay, this is maybe an insane question, but is Peach actually dead?
We never saw her after the mysterious gunshot (right?
), just Joe writing her suicide note.
Which is to say: I dont think your question is insane.
When the police investigated Peachs death, did they even try?
Theres just no way that a gunshot fired in a one-on-one struggle could be interpreted as a suicide/self-inflicted wound.
Is Beck actually still alive?
Could the body in the trunk just have been Rons?
See above logic re: no visible corpse, no certain death.
Do you think Karen Minty will find someone good after all this?
(In his defense … CBS sitcoms?Really, Karen?)
Then comesYou, where Paco abandons the streets of the city for his true home: the stairwell.
Why am I so invested even though I hate it?
No, thats not my question.
My question is: How is Joe going to stalk people in Los Angeles?
Im very worried for him.
And, yes, it has to be a Prius.
Nobody is suspicious of a Prius.
I am concerned about how thoroughly youve considered all the stalking-and-murdering options in Los Angeles.
Everyone in L.A., like be on the lookout for this dangerous fan ofYou.
They are reading Vulture and definitely drive a Prius, so that should narrow it down.
Did Dr. Nicky keep treating Beck while they were sleeping together?
Why hasnt anyone bought Beck some curtains!!
!Why doesnt Beck own curtains??
!Why doesnt Beck have blinds?!?
!Does anybody in this show close their drapes?
You live on the ground floor; people can see in through your windows, guys!!
Guys, I love you for thinking I could possibly have the answer to this question.
I have NO idea.
I raised thisin my series-premiere recap.
Its a quiet street, you know?
Beck found money she didnt have to buy a dress to wear toPeachs Parents Got Divorced Party.
She went tothat swanky-looking furniture store to buy a solid-wood bed.
Shetalksabout being broke all the time … over expensive cocktails and/or ironic pickleback shots with her girlfriends.
(In addition to writing recaps, I also give sound financial advice.)
Things didnotend well with James Franco, #neverforget.
Did Joe hurt Mooney on purpose?
I was so annoyed that the show never followed up on this!
Joe TOTALLY ran over this dude with his own car or body-checked him down those basement stairs, right?
I bet Pacos whole college fund that Joe is responsible for Mooneys current status.
He could be fine/masterminding things offscreen, and the wife is in on it.
This hadnt occurred to me at all.
Wouldnt this require Mooney and Joe to be in cahoots, though?
How do we get more Blythe?
What the hell, Paco?
