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Just likelast year, a certain alleged president skipped the White House Correspondents Dinner.
And if 2017 taught us anything, its Hey, that means women.
If Wolf is any indication, what women have to say is downright filthy.
It was ballsy and wonderful.
The comedian went after Trump for being sexist, a white supremacist, and poor.
Mr. President, I dont think youre very rich.
I think you might be rich in Idaho, but in New York youre doing fine.
Trump is racist, though.
He loves white nationalists, which is a weird term for a Nazi.
Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isnt gay.
On the #MeToo movement:Its probably the reason Im here.
They were like A womans probably not going to jerk off in front of anyone, right?
And to that I say: Dont count your chickens.
Al Franken was ousted.
That one really hurt liberals.
But I believe it was great Ted Kennedy who said Wow!
I murdered a woman.Chappaquiddick, in theaters now.
Mitch McConnell isnt here tonight, he had a prior engagement.
Hes finally getting his neck circumcised.
Mike Pence, if you havent seen it, you would love it.
Im never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Is it Sarah Sanders, Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
Is it Cousin Huckabee?
Is it Auntie Huckabee Sanders?
Like, whats Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women?
Oh, I know, Aunt Coulter.
On CNN:You guys love breaking news, and you did it, you broke it!
The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles.
Shes so white, cold, and expensive, she might as well be the Winter Olympics.
