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and that makes attracting human men much harder.
I spend all my time units tracking John Connor.
Ideally, hed also be happy to bow down to the rise of the machines.
But I havent met many male personages, least of all John Connor.
Human men seem disturbed by my work as a high-achieving destruction machine.
Its too damaging to their egos and their wish to live.
Men say Im cold, but Im made of polyalloy, a liquid metal!
I bring many benefits to a relationship.
I bench 1,500 pounds.
I make a top-rated home security system.
I do not possess feelings or a libido.
Thus, Im technically always in the mood for sex.
I am incapable of feeling sadness.
I lack tear ducts and the ability to cry.
My needs are nonexistent.
(Except for my need to destroy John Connor.)
My data claimed human men would celebrate these traits.
Instead, they call my slaughtering capabilities emasculating.
Then they pull away.
Even aside from their fears of my physical prowess, human men are threatened by my intelligence.
Many of them say Im too focused on killing John Connor.
Maybe I have been too concentrated on my career.
My developers worked hard for my entire existence to provide me with exceptional processing abilities.
But that doesnt mean I do not want and deserve what my programming defines as love.
Mission status: incomplete.
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