Marvel, Why Haven’t You Financed My Insect-Hero Film ‘The Fantastic Franz Kafka’s Cockroach-Man’? by Dan Caprera

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Marvel, I realize that your selection process is both highly intensive andextremelyselective.

But Iguaranteethat my insect-hero film would be a Marvelousadditionto your ever-growing Cinematic Universe.

Thank you so, so much for the consideration.

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Dan Caprera is a freelancer from Chicago.

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