Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood
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What a journey we have been on!
Weve gone through everything and nothing at the same time, and isnt that the paradox of life?
Unsurprisingly, their argument goes nowhere fast, because no one can agree on the truth.
Theres not an ounce of me that ever believed Akbar had good intentions.
That doesnt sound like a good life.
I just hope these women find themselves before he robs them of their best years.
I believe that is the worst thing to come out of anyLove & Hip Hopreunion.
The producers choose their star, and just like that, Akbar is gone.
What a productive, useless conversation.
Next, we go to a brief exchange between K. Michelle and Teairra.
Kimberly apologizes to Teairra for meeting with Akbar, saying, Youre from Detroit, Im from Memphis.
I know we fight.
If youre not from either of those places, you may be wondering what in the world she means.
Kimberlys point is that she doesnt want there to be tension between her and Teairra.
For some reason, Kimberly initiates this conversation in the comfort of the green room.
Im guessing shes changing wigs, but who can really be sure.
This is an odd conversation with a genuine apology.
Then we go to my favorite telenovela star, Brooke Valentine, and her many storylines.
She has done so much this season.
Next in the chronicles of Brooke Valentine is her texting scandal with Amber Diamond.
Shun says she wouldve thrown her shoe but shes too old to bend down quickly.
Lastly, the cast talks about Marcus and Boobies manufactured rivalry for Brookes attention.
I dont know how to make heads or tails of their dynamic.
During the season, I believed that they would inevitably break up.
K. Michelle and Paris finally hash out their feud over UberGate.
This discussion isnt a discussion, its a one-sided shouting match.
(Its worth commending Kimberly here for having an astoundingly loud voice.)
After K. Michelle has her third (third!)
Our next conversation is between Moniece and Princess.
Princess apologizes for insulting Monieces mothering skills.
This moment is brief and genuine.
Apparently, they have no tactical strategy for apologies because they happen so rarely on this show.
Instead, Moniece has to scream, Were nice!
to indicate that security should stand down.
Kimberly performs a forgettable song on the main stage.
Its the ultimate power move for any reality star on this show.
Lastly, we see an expletive-filled montage of the funny moments from throughout the season.
Its not exactly comedic, but it does serve the job of reminding us that this season happened.
And with that, we wrap this season ofLove & Hip Hop: Hollywood.
But before Nina Parker graces us with her closing statement, she gets in her last few penetrating questions.
Apparently they are dating.
Im sure that will last about as long as the next season ofLove & Hip Hop: Hollywood.
