Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood

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(Note:Cant Get a Refund on Timewill be the name of my debut pop album.)

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Speaking of refunds, A1s mom, Pam, needs a refund on her wig.

Shes at A1s music-video party wearing a hair unit that looks like a Lego attachment.

These people are singlehandedly keeping Party City open.

The parties are ecosystems unto themselves and they feed each other.

(You see what I did there?

Thats called finesse, baby.)

At an undisclosed location, Marcus confronts Brooke about the party she attended with Roccstar.

This prompts Brooke to confront Marcus about liking Amber Diamonds nude photos on Instagram.

This prompts me to confront the reality that the driving force in this show is Brooke Valentine.

She is the protagonist, and anyone that says differently hates black women.

Ultimately, Brooke resolves to text Amber Diamond using an app that says shes texting from Marcuss phone.

Amber Diamond falls for this honey trap and attends Brookes single-release party expecting to see Marcus.

This just goes to show us that anything is possible if Brooke is driving the plot.

This was a sweet beautiful family moment that was completely out of place on this show.

Not to mention, we are watching the penultimate episode of the season.

If family was a driving gear for LaBritney, we should have got this moment episodes ago.

No offense to LaBritney though.

She has very handsome sons that look just like her and she seems like a wonderful mom.

And personally, Id love to see more family scenes that dont involve women over 60 fist-fighting.

A little heart would only improve this show.

You could call itLove & Hip Hop and Hanging with the Kiddos.Id watch that show.

Unlike the show Apple Wattss father is angling to get with his opportunistic dusty self.

This doesnt make sense because Lyrica is already married and they arent even at a wedding dress shop.

Am I missing something here?