Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood
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This doesnt make any sense.
If she organized the trip, shouldnt she have planned it around her busy work schedule?
I find Donatellas entire contribution to theLove & Hip Hop: Hollywoodfranchise confusing.
Ill be the first to admit that I didnt think her British accent was real.
But my conspiracy theory is wrong.
Ill leave Donatella alone.
Someone prove me wrong.
Next, we go to A1 and Lyrica.
For people who live in Los Angeles, they sure do walk a lot.
I lived in L.A. for six months and I never saw anyone walk from one building to another.
Or is A1 named Lloyd and his brother is called Floyd?
I dont know and I dont particularly care.
Point is, these scenes are intercut to accentuate the tension in Lyrica and A1s marriage.
Is this detail important?
The ladies get to London and Teairra Mari looks fabulous in her matching yellow dress and fur jacket.
Bridget wants them to walk through the city with their luggage and Nikki rightfully orders a car service.
In the car, the ladies talk about how London is like New York in a different country.
This observation is neither astute nor correct.
See, how this comparison breaks down when I venture to apply it?
That because its very bad.
Somehow, the conversation meanders to the beef between Moniece and LaBrittney.
This beef tastes must be a tofu substitute because it lacks substance or flavor.
From what I understand, Moniece and LaBritney are fighting over rumors that Moniece spreads but refuses to own.
What a no-good rotten bad friend.
People heal in their own time and good friends understand that.
Clearly, Paris is not over her public shaming.
And she doesnt have to be.
The problem is she should have the same respect for Teairra.
Teairra Mari deserves better friends #JusticeforTeairra.
Okay so, the ladies get to their rental and there are a few house rules.
Brooke must be on the wrong show because this is notAmericas Next Top Best Friend.
We are the Resistance.
Paris takes this opportunity to encourage Teairra, a recovering alcoholic who just recently left rehab, to drink.
Again, this is not what a good friend does to someone struggling with sobriety.
What exactly does Teairra gain from this friendship?
Its great that she knows herself well enough to remove herself from the toxic environment.
For the record, Moniece has been pretty demure this season.
If she hadnt thrown a chair at a princess, I would say that shes come along way.
Leave these men and their genitals alone.
No, thank you for that visual.
Back in America, Shun Love and Honey Crisp Apple Watts argue at the strip club.
Apple missed an appointment with Shun Loves lawyer to sign what is probably a horrible contract.
And Shun Love wants Apple to stop stripping.
Apple shouldnt waste peoples time.
Shun Love needs to respect boundaries.
Thats pretty much it.
Im bored with this story line.
I do not like this woman.
I do not like her in a house, I do not like her with a mouse.
I do not like here or there.
I especially dont like her in London.
Always the pot-stirrer, Brooke decides to interrupt Bridgets press junket because she thinks its too boring.
Who cares what Brooke thinks?
This press junket is for Bridgets fans to hear her sell her album.
If she wants to make it static and redundant, thats her literal business.
Brooke doesnt care because she is a bad terrible not good very bad friend.
And shame on LaBrittney for seeing this opening and seizing on her opportunity to promote her single.
(But also props to LaBrittney for seeing this opening and seizing her opportunity.
It is at this time that Id like to promote my single Ponderosa with Omarosa available on SoundCloud.)
His associate asks where he can see the porn, which is offensive, and Teairra bolts.
Everyone feels bad except Brooke and LaBrittney.
It is a total mess and exactly the drama we needed on what was a overwhelmingly dry episode.
I have since heard In the Grey and it is good.
Until next time onLove & Hip Hop: Hollywood.
