Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood
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And Ray J was mad at A1 for ruining his Father Fridays Bonding Extraordinaire event.
Nikki advises against this because she has a fake nose and doesnt do too much fighting.
(That line made me laugh out loud.)
His mom reveals that she saw the texts that A1 sent Patrice complaining about his marriage … okay.
Well, since A1 sent those texts, he knows exactly what was said.
This argument is as unconvincing as I predicted.
A1 finally puts his foot down and disinvites Patrice from his vow-renewal party.
I feel like weve had this conversation so many times, but Im glad were finally approaching the conclusion.
We hop back on the apology train to JayWills concert at Blowout.
Ray invited him to perform as JayWill rather than Kandie and hes excited for the opportunity.
Safaree and A1 meet to discuss whether he had sex with Lyrica … again.
Despite this massive clarification, A1 wants Lyrica to get a DNA test to confirm the baby is his.
This man is so untrustworthy, everything that comes out of his mouth is a manipulation.
And you know what?
Thats exactly what happened.
Were never going to get a straight answer out of Safaree, its not worth following up on.
For some reason, we are supposed to care about whether John is Apples real father.
The only thing John has brought Apple is emotional baggage and a sweaty, desperate clamor for screen time.
Im glad that Apple Watts can be rid of this tool forever, because he truly sucks.
The hardest part about this scene is watching Apple Watts break down in the car with Shun Love.
Because I will never forget.)
This finale scene is everything I ever wanted and nothing I asked for.
If your friends and family dont support you, you oughta start looking inward at your actions.
They cant all be crazy.
This is in no way relevant to the plot, but I love it.
Meanwhile, Lyricas mom sings as Lyrica and A1 walk down the aisle.
She has inspired me to one day be the center of attention at my daughters fake wedding.
Lyrica then collapses to the floor from crying and it is both dramatic and devoid of emotion.
This statement of love is truncated by Moniece arriving at the party after someone dropped a pin.
This is when Princess throws all the Champagne meant for the guests at Moniece and the security guards.
Provoked, Moniece throws the beautiful, conveniently hand-sized cake.
These guards are not getting paid enough because their suits are ruined.
Hell, A1 even got cake on his Guccis.
Nothing happens and nothing is resolved, especially as Moniece removes herself from the situation.
(Which is good for her emotional health, but bad for reality TV.)
The entire conversation is bleeped out because they cant manage to speak without swearing.
Nothing is resolved, and nothing happens.
Much like this season ofLove & Hip Hop.
