Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood
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Is Teairra Mari our generations Maya Angelou?
In fact, Maya is rolling in her grave because of that insulting comparison.
We begin this episode with Teairra Mari declaring that, Abuse is abuse is abuse.
While this is a simple statement, it bares repeating.
Thus, Kimberly Michelle is garbage.
understand that keep the same energy means to be consistent with your behavior.
For example, I think Nickelback is the worst band in human history.
But I would never do this, thus I am not keeping the same energy.
At a restaurant somewhere in downtown L.A., Ray J and Roccstar bond over being parents.
There is truly nothing mature about this event.
RoccStar, who is someones parent, brags about riding another mans wife.
Ray J, who is a new parent, jokes about the paternity of Lyricas unborn child.
These men are not behaving like shining examples of fatherhood.
Instead, he chooses to remove himself from the conversation to do some go-karting.
Again, this is not the most mature scenario for these men …
I would like to personally thank Marcus for doing the bare minimum.
I dont mean this to come off as rude.
All these men had to do to seem like upstanding father figures was literally not mock a pregnant woman.
Unfortunately, they couldnt even do that.
So Marcus, thank you, you are a beacon of hope in a sea of assholes.
Still in London, the ladies decide to attend a high tea.
Now, why would these grown women play a game designed for teenagers discovering their sexual competency?
I have no idea.
Nikki tries to get Brooke to say she has had a threesome Brooke refuses.
Brooke tries to get Nikki to say shes sleeping with Solo Lucci Nikki refuses.
I would never entertain friends that treated me the way the cast ofLove & Hip Hoptreats each other.
But this is not howLove & Hip Hop: Hollywoodworks.
If cast members dont venture to hurt each other, there is no conflict.
I dont make the rules, I just write recaps on a weekly basis.
(Spoiler alert: The answer is always yes!)
Her brother passed away three years ago and shes still reeling from this.
I sympathize with Nikki, Im sure its not easy to deal with the death of a family member.
However, its alarmingly clear that she is not as invested in this season ofLHHH.
Octavia Butler was never invested in a reality show, and she went on to do great things.
I see no lies here.
Apple Watts deserves to take as much time as she wants to heal from these past traumas.
Although mending a relationship would suggest that these women have ever liked each other, and they havent.
Lyrica G and Pam have Party City wigs.
Its shameful and its borders on elder abuse.
Especially since all Lyrica G and Pam do is wrestle.
This time, the mamas agreed to get along for the sake of their new grandchild.
Now for most well-adjusted adults, this would be the conclusion of their arguing.
But, nay, this isLove & Hip Hop: Hollywoodwhere conflict is yas queen!
But I guess, they make good TV and thats what all this is about … right?
