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All Kimberly wants is her health back and she gets surgery to remove as much silicone as possible.
Its all very sad and real and grating.
I wish Kimberly a speedy recovery.
Lyrica admits that she misses her husband and wants to work things out.
Lyrica needs to speak to her husband.
We can all relate to wearing a mask to keep from being vulnerable so this moment resonates.
Ladies and gentlemen, we do not need to trust someone just because were dating them.
We should date them because we trust them.
The only thing we have to do is die and pay taxes.
At a salon, Brooke and Bridget Kelly get their hair done.
This is high praise and her stylist should get a spinoff show.
Then, Bridget Kelly agrees to help Brooke with a special project without even knowing the details.
Folks, this is why you dont make a deal with the devil: It never ends well.
Paris walks in and shares the Akbar drama.
Brooke, dedicated to moving the plot along, offers the gym where Akbars other girlfriend works.
I find this entire conversation to be about as organic as a Twinkie.
Outside a pretend video shoot, A1 and Marcus rehash the Brooke drama.
There are too many discussions in this episode about what happened in last weeks episode.
Marcus states that hes committed to Brooke, whom A1 refers to as a trip to Crazyland.
Mind you, A1 is dressed like Mr. Mint from Candyland, so he has no business insulting Brooke.
Marcus doesnt care what A1 thinks because hes excited to get Brookes honey bun.
Lyrica and A1 have the most immature love affair.
Its like a game of MASH gone horribly awry.
(Spoiler alert: Its not great!)
RoccStar behaves like a tool.
This raises so many questions, most importantly: Why does this woman have so much cash on her?
At a diner across town, Empire Apple Watts confronts her father for leaving her in foster care.
Thats not how this works.
Its is job as a parent to take care of the kids he made.
I respect that she channels her pain into a productive outlets.
Lyrica hands him a pregnancy test covered in urine and announces her pregnancy.
This is a red flag.
At the studio, RoccStar continues to be a horrible person.
Amber Diamond wants people to know her as more than just Sisqos ex-girlfriend which … wait.
We didnt know she was Sisqos girlfriend in the first place.
Honestly, the only Cisco the kids know is the sound operating system.
The problem with Amber Diamond is that she cant sing.
I hate that everyone calls Brooke crazy.
The only thing crazy about her are her edges because they are laid.
Paris goes to the gym and gets trained by Akbars whole other girlfriend, Alessandra.
I use the term whole because this man is surrounded by more women than Shaggy.
Paris waits to confront Alessandra until Nikki is there because Alessandra can beat her up.
This is a fair strategy.
Why dont they mind their business and get their own story line?
This is enough of an explanation for me.
But instead, Nikki insults Alessandra, calling her a brainwashed sister-wife.
At a lunch, Lyrica and A1 tell the Bentleys that they are getting back together.
This is simple because they never legally separated.
The Bentleys A1s brother Floyd (or is it Lloyd?
Swears and insults are traded until Lyrica G gets there.
Thats when the argument devolves from African-American standoff to food fight.
Its a mess literally and figuratively.
But stay tuned for next week onLHHHwhere there will be a not-so-surprising surprise wedding.
