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Its the first time a C.K.
At one point during the set, C.K.
[This] fuckin place will book me why would I complain?
Near the start of the performance, C.K.
Ever had an entire year that sucks 365 shit cunt days in a row?
I lost so much fucking money in a day.
Just so you know, its at least four because three is millions and million.
I lost $35 million.
In another bit that alluded to his sexual misconduct, C.K.
And turns out its black people thats who you’re free to really count on.
But its a true thing: When you get in trouble you find out who your real friends are.
But people say that like its a good thing.
Thats not a good thing, thats a horrible experience!
Who the fuck wants to know who your real friends are?
I liked having a bunch of fake friends and not knowing who was who.
Its a terrible thing.
Youre like Thats my real friend?
Thats not the one I wouldve picked at all.
Oh, thanks a lot, thats great.
Shes still like, Youre in the New YorkTimes!
Mom, thats not a good fucking article.
Dont send me that.
Later in the performance, C.K.
Because Im 51 years old, and when I was like 18 to my 20s, we were idiots.
These kids are nuts!
Theyre fuckingneeeeh.Theyre just boring, fucking telling, You shouldnt say that!
What are you, an old lady?
What the fuck are you doing?
Neeeeh, thats not appropriate!
Fuck you, youre a child!
… Theyre like royalty.
They tell you what to call them: You should address me as they/them because I identify as gender-neutral.
They testify in front of Congress, these kids?
What are you doing?
Youre young, you should be crazy, you should be unhinged!
Why does that mean I have to listen to you?
How does that make you interesting?
During an extended bit on black mens penis sizes, C.K.
also delivered a racist joke about Asian men:
You know why Asian guys have small dicks?
Cause theyre women, theyre not dudes.
All Asians are women.
I cant prove this, by the way, but I dont have to.
What, are you going to take away my birthday?
My life is over, I dont give a shit.
it’s possible for you to be offended, its okay.
you could get mad at me.
So why do black guys have big dicks?
Lets talk about that for a minute.
Louis CK is all fear and bitterness now.
And whenever a comedian defiantly does bigoted bits, the jokes arent even good.
Nothing good or illuminating.
I’m saying, Come on, the global warming thing?
How did the ice melt during the ice ages?
