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Her pure ability to finesse!

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This story has everything: humor, intrigue, curious accents, and a trip to Ibiza!

In other words, its ripe for a movie adaptation.

Florence Pugh as Anna DelveyChloe Grace Moretz isphoning her agent.

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Hailee Steinfeld and Haley Lu Richardson are politely sipping their mimosasat brunch: Do you want it?

I mean, if you dont want it?

I mean, I dont not want it?

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Elle Fanning has forbid Dakota from optioning the story.Ella Purnellhas slipped away from aSweetbitterevent for a doctors appointment.

Anna Delvey is hers.

When a fan suggestedGrown-ishstar Yara Shahidi, Neffsaid shed prefer Zazie Beetz.

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I sayThe Get Down(RIP) star Herizen Guardiola.

Also, Guardiola just looks a lot like Neff.

Shes described as a svelte, ageless Oprah-esque figure, who counts Dakota Johnson as a client.

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Who else happens to be both svelte and ageless?

Imagine Johnson staring directly into the camera, mumbling something about skipping an appointment with thatFifty Shadesgirl.

Update:Anna Delveys personal trainer-slash-life coach is actually a black woman!

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Ellar Coltrane as Macaulay CulkinCulkin was a guest at one of Delveys infamous Le Coucou gatherings.

(Neff was seated next to Culkin and said he was her childhood idol.)

The only person cooler than Huang himself might be Wu.

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(Birds of a feather, etc.)

After vetting Delvey, Lance became her loyal adviser.

How does this happen!

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Anyway, its about time Deutch got a role worthy of her talent Flowerwas not good!

Despite his infamy, Shkreli said he felt like a computer geek next to her.

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