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Gaga has arrived at the Venice Film Festival to promote her and Cooperscinematic masterpiece (?
)and she is already riding off the side of a speedboat in heels and a black dress.
Gaze at her beautiful serenity, and imagine the wind dancing off the glistening water and across her coiffure.
In this fantasy, all the handsome gondoliers are in passionate-but-not-clingy love with me.
ohhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh-ohhhhh-OOOOOH-ohhhh ohh-ohh-ohhh-ohhhh-OHHHHH, IM OFF THE DEEP END.
WATCH AS I DIVE INto this body of water in Italy specifically because it looks nice.
Frankly, this is yet another way in which celebrity culture is unfair and harmful.
