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Jon Snow is dead.
Long live … his burlesque alter ego, Eva Braun?
And he also brought his teacher-prostitute for moral support, how nice!
Prepare to edge as you watch me take off my glove, he teases, fan in hand.
Its covered in hair.
Lookie-lookie and you might see my cookie-cookie.
The art of slowly wearing less is burlesque!
Reader, were preparing to edge, even if we have no idea what that means.
