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Comment dites-vous, awkward?
Mostly that everything is, indeed, sort of true.
Fake news, Stephen.
Theres no need for me to open a window, she explained.
At least until my hair grows out long enough for Emmanuel Macron to climb up and save me.Grooooow!
Melania, Melania, let down your hair, so that tasty French snack may climb thy golden stair!
