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Thanksgiving was this week, the one holiday a year when even celebrities are allowed to eat food.
Yum factor is self-explanatory.
Celebrity zeitgeist capture refers to how famous and relevant the guest is.
(Tiffany Haddishs sweet potatoes are going to rank higher than Mindfreak Criss Angels MindFudge.)
One cannot live on Barefoot champagne alone.
Lord knows Ive tried.
But it was slim pickings onKimmelthis week.
He only aired two new episodes, one of which was a star-studded ad for the charity brand RED.
But that was Mondays show.
On Tuesday, Guillermo is put in a weird outfit to sell things yet again.
He was supported in this effort by Tituss Burgess, Cecily Strong, and Chrissie Fit.
This recipe looks tasty as hell, almost enough to overcome my distaste for deez nuts jokes.
Anything holiday-related is ridiculously on-brand for him.
And any demonstration of friendship towards Busy is ridiculously on-brand for her.
Busys show is all about candor.
The more genuinely chummy her show is, the more value it accrues.
Plus shemustget a kickback for those Mr. Nightgowns.
They are like $300 and I still want one.
I dont know why this segment happened, but I am so glad that it did.
Also Sophia the Robotfeuded with Chrissy Teigenon Twitter.
Anyway, that duet was fun.
He offered Seth a pre-blended smoothie, then created a grain bowl with turkey.
YOU WILL NOTICE THE TURKEY CAME PRECOOKED.
I do love a date smoothie, though.
Plus, they put caviar on the eggs.
We can all be thankful for such redundant extravagance.
