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When the World Cup happens, America has to hand the talking stick to the rest of the world.
Only a handful of the late-night talk shows were on the air this week.
Notably, both non-American hosts, James Corden and Trevor Noah, are both off this week.
In his London week, Cordenjoined forces with Englands teamto try and get American fans.
It apparently did not work.
Below are the five hottest takes on the U.S.s coldest interest.
Brian Stack saying, And now on to sport!
The sport is presumably soccer?
Then he had to eat his words, because the Cinderella story of Croatia cannot be denied!
Its the first time in a while Ive heard people say, Way to go, Croatia!
Can you let them have this, Coco?
If you want to see hot guys cry competitively, your best bet is eitherThe Bacheloretteor the World Cup.
Jimmy Kimmels World Cup pedestrian question: Are you drunk?
First Jimmy notes that all the Croatian players last names end in -itch.
The-vichsuffix means son of, and hella peoples last names end in -son.
Michelle Wolf asks hot soccer players, How dare you?
Leave it to Michelle Wolf to have the newest take: that soccer is a primo ogle sport.
Western society tends to care even less about the female gaze than Americans care about soccer.
But apparently there are some fine-looking fellas hiding in all that bro-y content.
Is this the FIFA World Cup or the FIFA Michelle Jerks Off So Many Times She Cant See Straight?
