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Last year, everyone famous died.
This year, everyone famous wishes they were dead.
Joked Kroll, The rules have changed for men.
Some men are like, Can we hug women anymore?
Not the way youre doing it!
John Mulaney recalled meetingdisgraced producerHarvey Weinstein in 2015 to discuss a potential TV show.
Its not going to sayProject Runwayanymore, Mulaney joked.
Its going to say XXL Unmarked Grave.
One day he was really going to town on his sad sacks, recalls Kroll.
Then he grabbed one and walked away.
Can we still loveK-Pax?, remarked Mulaney.
As for Woody Allen, What about his last 20 unwatchable movies?
Said Mulaney, The male apology has become an art form.
That being said, the pair pointed out, Louis C.K.
and Spacey could have done a little better with theirs.
mentioned how much he was admired by the women he sexually harassed three timesin his public statement.
Mused Mulaney, Thats like shitting your pants and then putting on cufflinks.
