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Jessica Jones might hate other people, but it turns out she hates solitary even more.
Does she realize she could get those stains out with cold water?
#themoreyouknow
Wig Lady isnt living in total isolation.
At least she has a nice fire pit.
Luann, also a nurse, was found dead in some dudes bathtub.
Wait, why is Jeri being so generous all of a sudden?
Because she wants to know everything about the IGH experiments.
Meanwhile, Jess finds out that David is in a high-security wing at a psych ward.
She needs an ID to get in.
Naturally, Jess was allthanks but no thanks, Im just here for your criminal gifts.
inThe Little Mermaid begs superlady to stay for dinner.
Jess declines so she can think and drink alone, smdh.
(Youd think a hangover that horrendous would scare her off the stuff but, nope!)
Her mom is quite loving toward Trish the helpless invalid, happy to be back in controlling caretaker mode.
Its all veryPhantom Threadicky.
Still, OF COURSE hes the kind of monster who would publicly propose to his reluctant girlfriend.
He is the worst.
As this sequence played out, I just shouted, NOPE NOPEDY NOPE at my computer screen.
Cant he tell that her eyes are as red as her dress?
Thank you is not a yes!
Spoiler alert: It does not mean yes.
The upshot of all this?
Time for another puff on that inhaler!
Lets veer off to more pleasant stomping grounds: the psych ward.
She finds David in a cage, like whatHelena used to be stashed in onOrphan Black.
In almost no time at all, she susses out Davids lie and also learns a lot about octopuses.
Like,withher with her.
Theyre kissing and everything.
Until Dr. Karl spots Jessica watching him, at which point Wig Lady smashes the giant fish tank.
As the alarm blares and crowds scatter, Jess loses her targets in the chaos.
