Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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I think about Angelina Pivarnick a lot.
that still resonates in our hearts, and possibly also our eardrums.
Angelina is about to get a third chance to fill it.
But first, Nicole and Jenni are heading home for a few days to see their kids.
Ron writes Deena a note of his own.
He was grinded [sic] on multiple meatballs.
The real tragedy here is the failure of the American education system.
And who called you anyway, Ron?
(Buckner being Deenas husbands last name.)
Thats funny, Ive never heard of a Brian Buckner at our school.
Operation Boys Weekend is a go.
), while snacking on a bunless burger delivered by Mike.
Bye, ex-girlfriend, he says to her.
Bye, ex-girlfriend, she says back.
That part of my brain was long ago reallocated to the storage of information regarding cheeses and cured meats.
Pauly lets Vinny and Ronnie in on his secret plan; both men are visibly panicked.
Thats a prank on all of us, Ronnie observes.
Lest we forget, Angelina fought witheveryone, especially the women.
Pauly, basically vibrating with pre-prank excitement, likens the feeling to Christmas morning.
Vinny evokes thetrembling glasses of waterinJurassic Park.
Cut to Staten Island, where Angelina is packing her (non-trash bag!)
suitcases and wearing lash extensions as long as her pinky finger.
Deep down, I really wanted this one day in my life to happen, she says.
The new Angelinas coming for you, Miami.
Mike answers, expecting the returning roommates.
Technically, hes not wrong.
Do you still think Im adirty little hamster?
No, not at all, I didnt even know you were alive, he responds.
Angelina whos engaged, mazel tov!
asks Mike why he blocked her on Twitter.
He explains he saw a tabloid story alleging she slept with him and that hes got a small peesh.
Angelina acknowledges that, while they never had sex, she did indeed impugn the size of his peesh.
She apologizes; he, too, is sorry for his dickish treatment of her in the past.
Wow, this is going almost unbelievably well!
Angelina worries about how the girls will receive her.
The boys assure her that theyve all grown up and moved on.
She can take the new Goethals Bridge and get to Envy by Melissa Gorga in under an hour.
