Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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That said, there is a lot to be happy about in the greaterJersey Shoremetropolitan area.
Deena, excitingly, is pregnant!
And then you could rip to your butthole, advises Nicole, her future doula.
Single Vinny rides again, to Single Paulys unadulterated delight.
Jennis two-year-old Greyson isnt talking yet, so hes started seeing a therapist.
And Ronnie is now father to a daughter, the adorable Ariana.
He loves being a dad.
(Unfortunately, but understandably, Deena and her meatball in utero are hanging back in Jersey.)
They have no idea what to expect from Ronnie, and neither do I. Theyre not buying the everythings-fine story that hes selling about his relationship.
Nicole admits she invited Angelina to come to Vegas.
(Yes,really.)
Shes snoozing peacefully, a miniature version of her dad dressed all in pink.
Thats it, Im having a baby, Vinny says as Ariana snuggles a chubby cheek into his neck.
Its a very sweet scene.
Everyone praises Rons behavior to Jen, who pats him on the back, literally.
But privately, to Jenni, she strikes a very different tone.
(The mandidcheat on her, while she was pregnant, on national television.)
I gave him way too much leniency last time.
Way too much, Jen says.
Jenni asks her if shes keeping him on a short leash.
Shes upset about their radio silence, and especially that not even her bestie Nicole completed Rogers request.
On the real, I cried, Jenni says to Nicole.
In fact, she thought about not coming to Vegas, to the disbelief of the group.
By now on her fifth shot, Jenni enters DGAF mode.
She tells Ron about her conversations with Jen, triggering his trademark nervousleg tremor.
Good night, sweet princess.
They think like men.
Women one-night stand men in Canada, its not even like a bad thing.
This stereotype is new to me, as is the use ofone-night standas a transitive verb.
(Not sold on the former, but definitely here for the latter.)
VINNY: Lets be epic later.
CANADIAN WOMAN: Were gonna be epic.
VINNY: Youre epic.
CANADIAN WOMAN: Youre hot.
Of course, everyone sleeps together, and its just like old times!
The gang is off to a pool party, which is really a daytime outdoor bathing-suit club.
Mike finds a giant panda head (headdress?
To be clear, he has utterly failed at this.
(Also, some all-purpose advice: Dont hide your internal strife from your friends!)
I havent been straightforward with my roommates.
Me and Jen fight all the time and theres nothing stable, he says in an interview.
Ron, it’s crucial that you drain this emotional abscess before it bursts.
As the Countess said to Dorinda, hes started turning.
Im scared of losing my fucking daughter, he explains, finally.
Im sure Jen will take that well.
