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It feels likeJersey Shoreonly just returned, but its already time to say good-bye.
Well always have Miami.
And Miami, that other time they were in Miami.
And I suppose we will soon also haveFamily Vacationseason two, which has already been shooting inVegas.
Okay, so well live.
Still sad, though!
But the filler comes to abrupt end when its Rons turn to speak.
You got to see how fun I am, and happy, and like, what I really am.
Not a person thats always angry and fighting and screaming and trying to cause chaos and drama.
Like, Im happy, Im fun.
This is who I really am.
The general consensus is that the guido doth protest too much.
And if Ron is human gasoline, then Jenni has a match.
She knows exactly what shes doing when she asks, Mike, why do you say Ron needs rehab?
Ronnie is no longer feeling happy, and fun, and happy.
My feelings at this time are best exemplified by Pauly, who is now hiding under the table.
I dont bring your dirt in the house, he fumes, before storming out.
Vinny calls this maneuver Jedi-level pot stirring on Jennis part.
Anyway, whatever, Ive already forgiven her.
I was fucking wrong.
Im fucking concerned about you, Mike says.
I fucking love you, bro, Ron says.
You went low and I went lower and Im sorry for that.
Later, Jenni and Mike have their own little air-clearing Yalta.
I want to ensure Ive still got my sister, he tells her.
Were out here flexing our emotional muscles in 2018.
Pauly predicts itll be the littest night weve had yet.
(If littest is the superlative form of lit, does that make litter the comparative form?)
On this, the last night out, cabsarenthere.
(If you believe it is, Ive got a Ferris wheel on Casino Pier to sell you.)
Our new old friends full name is Vanessa Sky Ellis and she professes to have taken10,000 selfieswith celebrities.
Is she a stalker or a super supporter?
Pauly asks in a talking head.
Vanessa is the real MVP.
They fist pump together, then hug.
Jenni, Nicole, and Pauly will return to their respective babies!
Ron will have his baby!
Deena will give a shot to make a baby!
Mike will, fingers crossed, not go to prison!
Vinny will continue to be keto, I guess!
But theres no doubt theyll genuinely miss one another, until next time.
We closed one book five years ago, Jenni says.
But now were opening a whole new book of, like, old-ass guidos on a wild-ass adventure.
Stay tuned, motherfuckers, because were not done.
