Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Ron is deeply relieved.
Its not like the girl was grinding on me or she was bent over, he says.
Ronnie isnt just CEO of the Im Fucked Foundation; hes also its head of publicity.
… What do you think happened?
So this way I can tell you what really happened.
Personally,I see Ronnie as something of a sexualRobert Durst.
My review: It looks … the same?
His review: I now know there is no God, because of my haircut.
Fortunately, they track down a more capable barber with a decade of experience at another shop.
Paulys trademark blowout, meanwhile, remains perfection.
When have I fell here yet?
In classic upset-drunk-person form, Deena immediately deflects her embarrassment onto someone else.
Vin, youre the worst, she says.
You made me fall … You fucking ruined everything.
Id suggest he start by slapping himself in the face with it, but whatever.
Pauly, the sole father in the gang, takes Ron out for a one-on-one lunch to talk parenting.
And I can teach Ronnie that.
Deena points out they dontknowwhat happened.
This is Schrodingers hookup.
He couldve did a finger.
He couldve honked on the tatas.
Merely that he shut the door is bad enough.
Speak of the devils ex: In anticipation of Jens visit, Vinny and Pauly bathe the Sammequin.
The roommates have lined up, somewhat ominously, on the stairs to greet her.
Good luck, Jen.
I think youre going to need it.
