Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Remember how you were in my belly and I pooped you out?
Nicole asks her adorable daughter Giovanna, who must be terrified of going to the bathroom.
In his absence, Pauly sends pink-and-blue balloons decorated with obligatory DJ Pauly D stickers.
What to my wondering eyes should appear but Ronnie, in pink, making a surprise appearance.
Nicole says its like seeing a ghost, albeit a hair-gelled, showered ghost.
The mood is happy, if confused; Deena is genuinely touched that he made it.
(Rememberhow upset she waswhen he didnt reach out to her after her dad passed away?)
He and Jen are still, even now, trying to work things out.
The method of gender reveal is a smoke bomb that fortunately results in no casualties.
Some brave volunteer futzes with it until blue vapor comes out: Its a boy!
This is exactly how new popes are chosen.
The childs name will be Christopher John, after Deenas husband and her late father.
We are all very excited to welcome CJ, the first official male meatball, to the extendedJersey Shorefamily!
Pauly cannotnotuse the megaphone, perhaps the most thoughtful gift anyone has ever given him.
More alarmingly, Ronnies girlfriend (???)
Jen is maybe coming, too.
Angelina and her fiance prove to be the Staten Island version of Punch and Judy.
Who started all these fights?
Youre getting me mad now, he says.
Rim shot, goofy vaudeville piano theme, end scene.
Is Ron coming with a plus-one or no?
Mike asks, hesitantly.
Does a demon possession count as a plus-one?
There is palpable relief when Ronnie arrives by himself.
Congratulations on knowing exactly what show youre making a cameo on, lady.
He weathers thisas well as can be expected.
Hes a good-looking guy.
Angelina offers Chris a bite of food, but he declines, which turns into an argument.
Then they invoke the hot dog situation, a previous argument, which turns into a brand-new argument.
Anyway, a much darker fight is brewing around the table.
Oh my God, stop, Ron unsubtly whispers to his insistently buzzing phone.
Can I get everyones attention for a second?
Weve actually been good, like, recently, he reassures his friends, convincing exactly no one.
Of course you do.
Thats about the strength of the yes that Ron gets from his friends.
Something wicked this way comes.
