Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Welcome Joey, who is certified as the worlds very first gay guido.
What do we call him?
Guiday?Homo He Wrecked Us?
How about we just stick with Joey.
That should work for now.
Debaucherary: This is a portmanteau of the words debauchery and ordinary.
Because such behavior is both outlandish and totally expected at the same time, it earned this term.
Tarantula: We hear Snooki call Joey this while hes literally rolling out of a cab while drunk.
It could also mean a large, hairy man similar to a large, hairy spider.
It could also mean a gay guido in general.
More study needs to be done to determine the precise origins of the term.
Vegases: The Situation repeatedly refers to the town in which they are on vacation as Vegases.
The guidos often pluralize the name of something that they have little time or respect for.
Mike is sick of the town and all its debaucherary behavior and wants to return home to his fiance.
Therefore he uses this derogatory mispronunciation.
Its similar to how Mike calls Trash Bags Angelinas or Snooki calls her Angeliners.
Now, back to Joey.
Like the girls, he gets wasted and flirts with all of the guys.
But coming on to men like this seems to be some kind of power play.
Im not a piece of meat, Ronnie says.
I have feelings, too.
Joey definitely seems to not fit in with this group.
The irony is that this strategy actually only further ostracizes this person from the majority of the group.
There is no way that poor Joey can win.
Joey is always going to be an outsider from this group but also from gay people.
We see this most prominently when Joey picks up another gay man at the pool.
But they have no interest in looking outside of the savannah of their own guido-ness to understand other cultures.
If the guidos have one fatal flaw, it is this one.
The other fatal flaw might be how much alcohol they consume.
DJ Pauly D gets so wasted that he is grinding with Trash Bags in the club.
He even tells her that if she wanted to have sex with him he would totally do it.
He must have been completely wasted to go so far and you could tell she was thinking about it.
Deena is pregnant and couldnt come to Vegas.
JWOWW decides to leave early because Snooki wasnt in her Mothers Day video or something.
Ronnie has been off the entire time dealing with baby momma drama.
That is what we were left with.
