Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Boy, was I wrong.
In this instance it means someone who is expendable.
Cycloning seems to mean spiraling while out of doors or, possibly, while literally falling over.
This does not interfere with a ketogenic lifestyle if one is, in fact, a keto guido.
I dont understand how this is possible, because it seems like Angelina has had an entire face transplant.
JWOWW insists Angelina leave the house immediately.
He tells her that she came in humble and to remain humble.
Angelina then goes to bed in the smush room, which is where all good chew toys belong.
JWOWW says that she is going to treat Angelina like genital herpes and just ignore her.
That is, actually, the classic guido treatment for herpes, to just pretend like it doesnt exist.
And if shes fun, she gets to stay in the house.
Snooki again brings up the tabloid where Angelina called her ugly and Angelina denies this.
While that is a shitty thing to say, she isnt entirely wrong.
However, Angelina cops to saying that and apologizes to Snooki.
However, weve seen from this family vacation that the guidos never change.
I think that hes wrong.
This wasnt really a prank.
Here, everyone was shocked that Angelina was there, and there was no celebration afterwards.
There were no guffaws about how well Pauly D did.
This was not a prank; this was a torture.
Pauly D should get no credit for it whatsoever.
Maybe they should be tasked with revising the Electoral College.
And if that goes well, they will forgive all of her past transgressions.
