Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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While the gorilla juiceheads may have entered hibernation, the Wawas, blissfully, remain plentiful.
Their beef remains unsquashed, and if it continues to be stored at these warm temperatures, deeply unsanitary.
It was a fun slap, she objects.
It wasnt anything crazy.
This launches a debate about the important semantic distinctions betweenwhoreandbitch, until Angelina relents.
Youre a mother, she says.
So youre not a whore.
Youre a bitch, there you go.
This is as close as were going to get to a ceasefire.
Then she sets her sights on the artist formerly known as JWoww.
Show me your tits!
He leaves for home, missing Pauly, who returns to Vegas shortly thereafter.
Who pranks the prank-war champion?
Nicole does, apparently, but I dont want him to get me back, because I hate pranks.
Her secondhand tension with Jenni doesnt help, either.
This, for Jenni, is the last straw in the novelty oversize fishbowl cocktail that is this vacation.
She wanted family time; instead, she got Angelina and now Joey (no offense, Joey).
And so she announces to the group that shes going home tomorrow.
In response, Nicole storms out of the room.
I hate it when Mom and Mom fight!
