Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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Jenni and Nicole collapse into laughter over the word snifter, because it sounds like sphincter, sort of.
The sphincters like the thing between your dick and your ass?
Nicole, a veteran of anal gland expression thanks to her vet-tech training, educates him otherwise.
Fortunately, we have no shortage of Sad Ron B-roll to fall back on.
Hes understandably worried about the whereabouts and well being of Ariana.
This is, like,Jerry Springer,Maury-key in shit, Nicole says in an interview.
Jenni suggests calling the cops to do a wellness check on the baby at Jens home.
As tempting as this unlikelyOceansspin-off might sound, ultimately, thankfully, there is no need for it.
An officer calls to let Ron know that Ariana is safe and that Jen is warrant-free.
That night, themacaroni rascalsdine at a steakhouse on the 50th floor of the Rio Hotel.
Ron raises a glass: Thank you guys for being here and pushing me to do the right thing.
Except its not really a zip line riders are sitting, not dangling, and reassuringly seat-belted in place.
It cant, of course, but the good-old-days feeling is still intoxicating.
We are officially drama free, Vinny says.
Cut to Staten Island.
Angelina, having accepted Nicoles ill-considered invitation to Las Vegas, is packing her bags.
How many times do you want to tell me this?
Seven hundred fucking times?
She texts Nicole announcing that shes on her way.
Holy dick fuck, Nicole says, which, yeah, pretty much sums it up.
But maybe theres a way to take these lemons life has given us and make lemon drops.
Early that morning, Pauly left for a few days to DJ in Atlantic City of all places.
In practice, this is an even bigger prank on Vinny, who must now be Angelinas roommate.
She launches a series of increasingly aggro texts Nicoles way from the lobby.
Angelina is, in classicJersey Shoreparlance, coming in hot.
This is your hamster cage, he says.
(Related: Has Vinny ever seen a hamster cage?)
She smacks him in the face.
Again, coming in hot.
Mike gives Angelina some advice: I want you to show people who you really are.
She puts that kernel of wisdom into action by demanding Jenni make her a drink.
During happy hour, dick-fuck martinis are on the house.
