Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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But once she has crossed that threshold, you may very well be doomed to spend an eternity together.
In a truly staggering twist, Angelina is fine with this.
Theres even talk of exchanging phone numbers.
In celebration, everyone proceeds to go out, hard.
We like you now, idiot!
Snooki shouts at her prodigal roommate while taking a momentary break from grinding on her.
But nothing gold, or tan, can stay.
On the taxi ride from the club, Angelina admits to farting, then to sharting.
I shit my pants.
Now she clarifies that she didnotshit her pants.
It was like a period shit, she explains.
Im just asking questions, out of genuine medical curiosity.
The men scatter; Ronnie takes shelter behind an overturned armchair.
But despite being sleep-dancing-level drunk, Nicole manages to comfort her: Everybody farts!
By morning, Angelina is in much better spirits.
In an emotional confessional, she describes what relief she feels at having finally made amends.
In the fondest way possible: Um, good-bye!
Uncle Nino (Uncle Nino!)
suggests the two of them fly down to Miami to surprise the kids.
He packs a teeny Speedo; she packs a suitcase full of home-cooked food.
Waiting for them back in Miami are Nino and Paola, whove made themselves at home.
Vinnys mother is making dinner in the kitchen; Nino lounges by the pool.
Smoking a cigar and drinking wine, he hits on the Sammequin.
Angelina doesnt know what shes missing.
