Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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The moon over Atlantic City turns blood red, then black.
The angry ocean overtakes the dunes and rips the boardwalk to shreds.
Every slot machine in every casino displays a result not ofBAR, orLEMON, or7, but6-6-6,6-6-6,6-6-6.
Thats what it feels like, anyway.Jen is coming.
I am not accepting feedback on this verdict at this time.)
(Thats nothing, by the way.
Talk to me when she hasDanielle Staubs numbers.)
Is it because shes insecure?
Whats her relationship with her dad like?
In fact, Papa Pivarnick only got her mom pregnant with the aim of getting a reduced prison sentence.
No, thats not pessimistic speculation on Angelinas part he, uh, specifically told her so.
Even Jenni, the supposedJersey Whoreherself, is moved.
No one has any idea how to behave, especially given that their friend has (literally!
not yet healed from the last blowup with his girlfriend.
I give her a lot of credit for straight-up asking him, How do you want me to act?
Just be her friend, he says!
But is it possible, really, to be Jens friend while also being Rons friend?
And Jen shows no signs of retreating.
Jenni compulsively futzes with her hair, petting her extensions like theyre a lap dog.
A cold wind rushes through the restaurant.
The table-side flowers wilt, then crumble into dust.
Jen and Ronnie have entered the building.
Nobodys forgiving, and certainly nobodys forgetting, but theres something resembling progress here.
I would submit that she also loves him and respects him enough todrag him from a car.
That said, this went … surprisingly okay?
Surely nothing will go wrong.
At first, it doesnt.
DJ Pauly capably entertains his hordes of screaming fans, welcoming hisJersey Shorefamily to the stage.
Even Vanessa, Paulys former stalker, wisely rebranded as his number one supporter, is on hand.
Friendship is a rich tapestry!
Even Ronnie and Jen seem like they dont hate each other.
Jens drunkenness gets a little less blissful.
Were suddenly in the midst of an ugly fight.
As resident astrophysicist Mike explains, Its kind of like the Big Bang.
Do you know how it started?
You cause so much fucking drama, its ridiculous.
Back up in the suite, acartstacked with about a dozen boxes of pizza is wheeled to their door.
Only he and Ronnie are still awake.
Vinny wants to talk about what happened with Jen but what is there to say?
He puts his face in his hands.
Ronnie is not prepared to accept that he shouldnt accept this.
Thats becoming a long, long list.
