Jersey Shore Family Vacation
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First up on the sexy stag-weekend agenda is an afternoon of baby shopping.
Single-dad mode Ron has to set up his place to accommodate Ariana now that Jen has moved out.
Its like a museum of bad decisions, Vinny says.
Also, less movingly but still notably.
Mike stuffs a Babybjorn with a bag of chips for convenient snacking.
Okay, lets go buy diapers!
Okay, lets go to a buffet!
Okay, lets get married, sort of!
Maybe they need a vacation from this vacation, and maybe, so do I.
Do you do bromittment?
Vinny asks the woman at the front desk.
Do you guys wanna hear a little bit about our packages?
replies the second person featured in this episode who definitely deserves a raise.
They opt for the Endless Love package, with a ceremony presided over by an Elvis impersonator.
Youre orange, Im pale.
You have muscles, and I dont, Vinny tells his bro-to-be at the altar.
(If Nicole apologizes in return, I dont think it makes the edit.)
Her dressing that way will actually put her mood hopefully in a classier way.
Thats what happens to me, explains Nicole, angling compellingly for a guest spot onQueer Eye.
Then Nicole calls up Jenni and lovingly berates her into making lunch plans with Angelina.
The boys last stand in Vegas takes them to, where else, Swim Night at Drais.
Pauly invites a surely fire-code violating number of bikini-clad girls into their cabana.
(Tag yourself, Im the woman in the black one-piece looking exhausted as the guys shout thot tub!
over her head.)
Vinny and Pauly manage to befriend four gals from the Land of Enchantment.
I cant stop shaking my ass, one of them says, and maybe thats just the shivering.
Ronnie (who is … single?
Sort of single?)
Predictably, her three hungry friends defect quickly from the bone zone.
one of them cheers while she digs in.
Oh, good for you, Mike says.
Happy birthday, maam.
